I always wanted to learn but my parents forced me not to. I spent hour after hour playing football all by myself. Peering in at all the other children practising their piano.

"The Entertainer", 2x1.


I'm getting a summer girlfriend till this wears off. She'll be a summery girl, with hair and summery friends who know how to be outside. She'll play tennis and wear dresses and have bare feet. And in the autumn i'll ditch her! Cos she's my summer girl.

"Fever", 2x2.


- To be honest, after years of smoking and drinking you do sometimes look at yourself and think...
- Yep.
- In between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that 400th glass of corner-shop piss at 3 am, you do sometimes look at yourself and think...
- Yep.
- "This is fantastic. I'm in heaven".

"Hello, Sun", 2x5.


- I'll write.
- I won't read it.
- Well, i'll call.
- I'll hang up.
- I'll come and see you.
- I'll be dead by then.

"Manny Come Home", 3х1.


There's the elephant, he's happy with his baloon.
Oh, no! It's gone!
Where is it?
It's not behind the rhino.
Look in the alligator's mouth. It's not there either.
Oooh... The monkey got it in the tree!
He brings it back. They all drink lemonade.
The end!

"Elephants And Hens", 3х2.