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15:16 

Doctor Who - The Impossible Astronaut (6x1)

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Amy: "At the personal intervention of the King, the unnamed doctor was incarcerated without trial in the Tower Of London."
Rory: OK, but it doesn't have to be him.
Amy: "Two nights later a magical sphere some 20 feet across was seen floating away from the tower, bearing the mysterious doctor aloft."
Rory: OK... it's him.

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20:22 

Doctor Who - A Christmas Carol

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On every world, wherever people are, in the deepest part of the winter, at the exact mid-point... everybody stops and turns and hugs. As if to say, "Well done. Well done, everyone - we're halfway out of the dark." Back on Earth, we called this Christmas. Or the Winter Solstice. On this world, the first settlers called it the Crystal Feast. You know what i call it? I call it expecting something for nothing!

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16:38 

Doctor Who - the Big Bang (5x13)

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- What do you see, Amelia?
- The moon.
- And what else?
- Just the dark.
- But no stars. If there were stars up there, we'd be able to see them, wouldn't we? Amelia, look at me. You know this is all just a story, don't you? You know there's no such thing as stars.

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15:47 

Doctor Who - The Pandorica Opens (5x12)

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- The Romans invaded Britain several times during this period.
- Oh, i know. My favourite topic at school. Invasion of the hot Italians. Yeah, i did get marked down for the title.

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02:40 

Doctor Who - The Lodger (5x11)

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- So what's the plan tonight? Pizza, booze, telly?
- Yeah, pizza, booze, telly.

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20:05 

Doctor Who - Vincent and the Doctor (5x10)

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- Nice bowtie. Bowties are cool.
- Yours is very...
- Oh, thank you.

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16:44 

Misfits - 1x6

Ты, кажется, читаешь только затем, чтобы находить что-нибудь насчёт тебя и меня. Впрочем, все женщины так читают. © И.А. Бунин
She's got you thinking this is how you're supposed to be. Well, it's not! We're young. We're supposed to drink too much. We're supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each other's brains out. We are designed to party. This is it. Yeah, so a few of us will overdose or go mental. But Charles Darwin said you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. And that's what it's all about - breaking eggs! And by eggs, i do mean, getting twatted on a cocktail of Class As. If you could just see yourselves! It breaks my heart. You're wearing cardigans! We had it all. We fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. We were so beautiful! We're screw-ups. I'm a screw-up and i plan to be a screw-up until my late 20s, maybe even my early 30s. And i will shag my own mother before i let her... or anyone else take that away from me!

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13:10 

Lost

Ты, кажется, читаешь только затем, чтобы находить что-нибудь насчёт тебя и меня. Впрочем, все женщины так читают. © И.А. Бунин
I've been with a lot of girls. Some of them worth the trouble, some not. Every now and again there's one... one you name dumb stars with.

"Stranger In A Strange Land", 3x9.

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19:58 

Doctor Who - The Hungry Earth (5x8)

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Oh, look! Big mining thing. Oh, i love a big mining thing. See, way better than Rio! Rio doesn't have a big mining thing.

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15:26 

Doctor Who - Amy's Choice (5x7)

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- You've swallowed a planet.
- I'm pregnant.
- You're huge.
- Yeah, i'm pregnant.
- Look at you. When worlds collide.
- Doctor, i'm pregnant.
- Oh, look at you both. Five years later and you haven't changed a bit. Apart from age and size.
- Good to see you, Doctor.
- Are you pregnant?

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23:17 

Doctor Who - The Vampires of Venice (5x6)

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That's a relief. I thought i'd burst out of the wrong cake. Again.

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18:46 

Bones - The Witch in the Wardrobe (5x20)

Ты, кажется, читаешь только затем, чтобы находить что-нибудь насчёт тебя и меня. Впрочем, все женщины так читают. © И.А. Бунин
- It was like we were both playing chicken, and then we... we both swerved.
- What we should have done is crashed right into each other.
- At the speed of light.

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21:34 

Doctor Who - Flesh and Stone (5x5)

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A forest in a bottle, on a space ship, in a maze. Have i impressed you yet, Amy Pond?

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22:38 

Doctor Who - The Time of Angels (5x4)

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- The writing, the graffiti - Old High Gallifreyan. The lost language of the Time Lords. There were days, there were many days, these words could burn stars and raise up empires, and topple Gods.
- What does it say?
- Hello, sweetie.

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18:06 

Black Books

Ты, кажется, читаешь только затем, чтобы находить что-нибудь насчёт тебя и меня. Впрочем, все женщины так читают. © И.А. Бунин
I always wanted to learn but my parents forced me not to. I spent hour after hour playing football all by myself. Peering in at all the other children practising their piano.

"The Entertainer", 2x1.


I'm getting a summer girlfriend till this wears off. She'll be a summery girl, with hair and summery friends who know how to be outside. She'll play tennis and wear dresses and have bare feet. And in the autumn i'll ditch her! Cos she's my summer girl.

"Fever", 2x2.


- To be honest, after years of smoking and drinking you do sometimes look at yourself and think...
- Yep.
- In between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to that 400th glass of corner-shop piss at 3 am, you do sometimes look at yourself and think...
- Yep.
- "This is fantastic. I'm in heaven".

"Hello, Sun", 2x5.


- I'll write.
- I won't read it.
- Well, i'll call.
- I'll hang up.
- I'll come and see you.
- I'll be dead by then.

"Manny Come Home", 3х1.


There's the elephant, he's happy with his baloon.
Oh, no! It's gone!
Where is it?
It's not behind the rhino.
Look in the alligator's mouth. It's not there either.
Oooh... The monkey got it in the tree!
He brings it back. They all drink lemonade.
The end!

"Elephants And Hens", 3х2.

запись создана: 01.11.2009 в 01:22

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13:12 

Doctor Who - Victory of the Daleks (5x3)

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- What does hate look like, Amy?
- Hate?
- It looks like a Dalek.

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13:17 

Doctor Who - The Beast Below (5x2)

Ты, кажется, читаешь только затем, чтобы находить что-нибудь насчёт тебя и меня. Впрочем, все женщины так читают. © И.А. Бунин
A horse and a man, above, below
One has a plan, but both must go
Mile after mile, above, beneath
One has a smile, and one has teeth
Though the man above might say hello
Expect no love from the beast below.


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01:39 

Doctor Who - The Eleventh Hour (5x1)

Ты, кажется, читаешь только затем, чтобы находить что-нибудь насчёт тебя и меня. Впрочем, все женщины так читают. © И.А. Бунин
If you're a doctor, why does your box say police?

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17:12 

Doctor Who

Ты, кажется, читаешь только затем, чтобы находить что-нибудь насчёт тебя и меня. Впрочем, все женщины так читают. © И.А. Бунин
- It's just a nightmare, Reinette, don't worry about it. Everyone has nightmares. Even monsters from under the bed have nightmares. Don't you, monster?
- What do monsters have nightmares about?
- Me!

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- It's back on the ship! Rose, take Mickey and Arthur, don't approach it, just watch what it does.
- Arthur?
- Good name for a horse.
- You're not keeping the horse!
- I let you keep Mickey.

***


- This is my lover, the King of France.
- Yeah, well i'm the Lord of Time.

"The Girl in the Fireplace", 2x4


- Right, then. Follow me!
- Hang a minute, who put you in charge? And who the hell are you, anyway?
- I'm the Doctor. I'm a Time Lord. I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous, i'm 903 years old, and i'm the man who's going to save your lives and all six billion people on the planet below. You got a problem with that?
- No.
- In that case... allons-y!

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- So! You've been given orders to kill the survivors, but survivors must therefore be passengers or staff, but not me, i'm not a passenger, i'm not staff, go on, scan me, you must have bio-records, no such person on board, i don't exist, therefore you can't kill me, therefore i'm a stowaway, and stowaways should be arrested and taken to the nearest figure of authority, and i reckon the nearest figure of authority is on deck 31. Final question - am i right?!
- Information. Correct.
- Brilliant! Take me to your leader! I've always wanted to say that.

***


- What's your first name?
- Alonso.
- You're kidding me.
- Why?
- That's something else i've always wanted to say. Allons-y, Alonso!

***


- So, Great Britain is part of Yooropee, and just across the British Channel, you've got Great France and Great Germany.
- No, no, it's just France and Germany, only Britain is Great.

"The Voyage of the Damned", 4x00


- There's an old Earth saying, Captain. A phrase of great power, and wisdom, and consolation to the soul in times of need.
- What's that, than?
- Allons-y!

"The End of Time: Part Two", 4x18

запись создана: 03.01.2010 в 02:42

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01:53 

The Mighty Boosh

Ты, кажется, читаешь только затем, чтобы находить что-нибудь насчёт тебя и меня. Впрочем, все женщины так читают. © И.А. Бунин
Howard: I'm a crazy man. I'm a nut job. I'm a freakball. You know, i break through the all boundaries. If i see a boundary, i eat the boundary and wash it down with a cup of hot, steaming rules.

"Killeroo", 1x1.


Naboo: Where's my frog?
Fossil: You smoked it last night.
Naboo: Oh, yeah.

"Mutants", 1x2.


Vince: ...If you get bored, just press the red button on your remote control, yeah? You can see me dressed as a hedghog, dancing away, grooving around.

"Bollo", 1x3.


Howard: What's he got, that i haven't got?
Vince: A moustache.
Howard: What do you think this is i've got going on here?
Vince: As if that's a moustache. That's a cappuccino stain.
Howard: How dare you? This is at least a mocha, ok? Don't be mocking my mocha.

***

Howard: It's the nothingness. The whiteness. The endless... ness. Stretching on beyond the human imagination. Desolation of the soul. Oh, my God!

"Tundra", 1x4.


Rudy: You are searching for something, yes?
Vince: Yeah. How do you know?
Rudy: I know all things.
Vince: Basically, i'm looking for my mate Ho...
Rudy: Do not tell me. Perhaps what you seek is inside yourself.
Vince: No, it's not.
Rudy: Damn. That usually works.

"Jungle", 1x5.


Fossil: I've got a problem with the black and white people at the zoo.
Howard: Who?
Fossil: You know, the black-eyed chinese people, that eat sticks.
Howard: Pandas.
Fossil: Oh, i'm Howard Moon! I know, how to read! I know all the animals' names at the zoo!.. Yeah, the pandas.

"Charlie", 1x6.


Vince: Do you know, why no one has ever worn two hats before?
Johnny: Why?
Vince: 'Cause it looks freakish. You look like an absolute idiot.

"Electro", 1x7.


Bollo: That was Chinque. He was my friend. As children we played together in forest. My father warn us: "No go too far, for there are hunter at edge of forest". But Chinque curious. He always say: "Bollo, please. Please, let us go to edge of forest!" over and over and over... And so finally, one day, i chopped his head off. Cup of tea, anyone?

"The Call of the Yeti", 2x1.


Rudy: This is not a dress. This is the sacred robe of the Psychodelic Monks.

"The Priest and the Beast", 2x2.


Saboo: Left or right, Tony? Left or right? It's a simple question: left or right?
Tony Harrison: I can't work under this kind of pressure!

"Nanageddon", 2x3.


Vince: Have you seen this review?
Howard: Vince, we do not need the words of reviewers to tell us, what we're about.
Vince: Well, that's lucky, 'cause there's no words in this one. It' just a picture of come sick with our names undeneath it.

"The Legend of Old Gregg", 2x5.


Новая стрижка капитана.

"The Nightmare of Milky Joe", 2x6.


Hitcher: Do i look like a reasonable man or a peppermint nightmare?
Howard: The first one?
Hitcher: Wrong.

"Eels", 3x1.


Канцелярская деревня.

"Journey to the Center of the Punk", 3x2.


Peacock dreams.

***

Howard: All we need to do is find something that only we do, something that no one else does.
Vince: What, you mean like when we run around in our vests and pants and throw satsumas to each other?

"The Power of the Crimp", 3x3.


Howard: I've done many things you don't know about, Vince. I've lived many lives. "Many Lives" Moon, they call me.
Vince: Yeah, when did you exactly live these many lives? We went to school together, college together, and we've been pretty much working together ever since.
Howard: Yeah, you're forgetting a gap year, Vince.
Vince: We went travelling together.
Howard: Before we went travelling, Vince.
Vince: What, in that week?
Howard: Yes. I packed a lot in, thank you.

"The Strange Tale of the Crack Fox", 3x4.


Vince: I'm not interested in your wife. We were just in a cupboard together.
Dennis: Just in a cupboard with an extreme-sports model? I don't think so!

***

Постпоцелуйный диалог на крыше.

"Party", 3x5.


Мы их душили-душили. (с)

"The Chokes", 3x6.

запись создана: 03.12.2009 в 02:31

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